Retirement Keychain Bottle Opener

  • THEY WILL REMEMBER YOU – Every time they pull out their keys to open their house or start their car, they will be reminded of your thoughtfulness and well-wishes.
  • CRACK OPEN A FROSTY ONE – They’ll get a chuckle out of the fact that the rocking chair doubles as a bottle opener. Symbolizing the relaxation that is due them in retirement, the rocking chair is also functional, allowing them to open an amber beverage that will help them relax even more.
  • HIGH QUALITY – The stamping of this metal allows them to feel the words, and feel the quality.
  • BACK SIDE CAN BE ENGRAVED – The reverse side of this has been intentionally left blank for you to take to your local engraver and add a custom message if you choose.
  • THEY WILL LAUGH – Make them smile with the cute saying, the cute rocker, and the fact that they can now carry a bottle opener with them everywhere!

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Description

The perfect gift for a retiree. “Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension!” saying is cute, the rocking chair symbolizes the restful ease of retirement…and it functions as a bottle opener (to help with the restful ease!) Great for a retirement party for a coworker or someone in the office, or for a grandpa or grandma in the family!