VINYL DECAL – durable, weatherproof, and the message is clear that whatever is happening must begin AFTER coffee! This is not some weak, decaffeinated bumper sticker that fades or wears out over time.
FUNNY. BUT TRUE – People will get it. Leave you alone until you’ve had your coffee. Put this on your laptop so people will steer clear until you’ve “installed your java”. Or on your car, and they’ll know not to cut you off.
EASY TO APPLY – Peel and stick. No advanced degrees necessary.
FOR LAPTOPS or CARS – Send a message, in the office, library, or on the road. You’re happy to help, once you’ve been properly hydrated. With coffee.
GIFT or FOR YOURSELF – Give it to your favorite caffeine addict or coffee-drinker. There is no rule that says that YOU can’t be your own favorite coffee-drinker.